Ladies, gentlemen, and those of you who have yet to make up your minds, as of last Monday, I am now of legal drinking age (in the U.S.), so expect some alcohol-related posts from me!

My partner just made White Russians for the both of us, so I’m now looking up TF2-themed cocktails. :D

thedrunkenmoogle:

Jarate (Team Fortress 2 Cocktail)
Ingredients:2 Koolaid lemonade packets-follow instructions on packet, will make 1 gallon 2 cups of Vodka 1 Cup of triple sec 1 can of twisted tea or 12 oz of another dark tea drink (Add or use less for desired darkness)Directions: Mix all ingredients together and distribute in mason jars to properly gross out your friends and confuse them as you chug it down. 
Jarate is neither affiliated with, nor a substitute for Karate.
(Drink created and photographed by Michelle Ulmer.  Thanks for the submission, Michelle!)

thedrunkenmoogle:

Jarate (Team Fortress 2 Cocktail)

Ingredients:
2 Koolaid lemonade packets-follow instructions on packet, will make 1 gallon
2 cups of Vodka
1 Cup of triple sec
1 can of twisted tea or 12 oz of another dark tea drink (Add or use less for desired darkness)

Directions: Mix all ingredients together and distribute in mason jars to properly gross out your friends and confuse them as you chug it down.

Jarate is neither affiliated with, nor a substitute for Karate.

(Drink created and photographed by Michelle Ulmer.  Thanks for the submission, Michelle!)

princessstupidmf:

Never get mad at someone with anxiety for apologizing a lot. It’s a coping mechanism and yelling only makes it worse. They don’t need tough love or anything like that. Reassurance that they are fine is the most important thing

Viscera Cleanup Detail is more than suitable for me.

I don't have a picture but I do have a Text.. (425): Apparently I'm a "Fire Hazard"

lilyrosethedreamer:


No guys, you don’t understand, they’re talking how in psychology, we talk about how stimuli TRIGGERS different human behaviour. For example, if someone sees a pizza when they’re hungry, their trigger response is to eat it. It’s a basic term that we all learn in our…

I’ll be glad to explain my “poorly worded” joke.
First of all, I am a psychology major and I am currently in both a behavioral neuroscience class and a learning psychology class. In both of these classes, we have discussed what is known as the stimulus-response theory, in which a stimulus (which is sometimes known as a “trigger” in certain cases) causes/provokes/produces (“triggers”) a response. So, basically, a stimulus triggers something, much like a trigger word triggers something (which is usually an emotional response, etc.). You mentioned on my post that you felt upset and interpreted my post as a direct insult to you. In that case, the term “trigger word” in my post was a trigger (stimulus) that triggered your emotional response. So, since a stimulus triggers something, the joke was that the word “stimulus” is a trigger. I hope that clarifies.

Psychological humor: stimulus is my trigger word.

*loses followers*

Emotional Titanic Flute:

This woman has inspired me.

blithelyblonde:

Always reblog.